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Photogenic Face

2006-10-01T06:57:00.000-07:00

Oopss ..... :)

Software Engineers Expressions

2006-10-01T06:46:00.000-07:00

Engineers Expressions

Earliest size of 5mb Ram

2006-10-01T06:44:00.000-07:00

In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data.

The Community Chest.. Adult

2006-09-20T06:15:00.000-07:00

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow
hair on your chest!"

On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area
forward.

"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!"

"That's not your chest!" he roars back.

"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was
your hope chest. On our

honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family
chest....AND IF YOU DON'T
BUY ME A FUR COAT....IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

Dusty Underwear

2006-09-20T05:56:00.000-07:00

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a
little! ; blue "dust" cloud appeared
when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She shot back:

"It's not talcum powder.

It's

'Miracle Grow'."

World End

2006-09-18T07:08:00.000-07:00

Whats Happen When God going to be eaten its meal

Car with AC

2006-09-10T21:56:00.000-07:00

Car with AC

Get your man to clean your house

2006-09-05T07:34:00.001-07:00

Have You Ever Try This to Your Husband

Why British Left India ?

2006-08-29T03:58:00.000-07:00

Why the British left India?

Why Lord Mount Batten decided to leave India?
..
..
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF SUBHASH CHANDRA BHOSE

OR BHAGATH SINGH

OR GANDHI .....

IT'S BECAUSE ...............................................................
:

George W Bush Inbox Mail

2006-08-24T07:45:00.000-07:00

You Cannot Believe Whats Email George W Bush Recieve Daily Just Look At This Bush Inbox Image
(Click the image for Enlarge)

Anti-Stress Programm

2006-08-24T06:49:00.000-07:00

To Forget Your Tension Just Bang Head Here

My Daddy is a Graphic Designer

2006-08-15T22:45:00.000-07:00

My Daddy Is a Graphic Designer
(Click here for more photos)

SECRETARY'S RESUME

2006-08-11T06:33:00.000-07:00

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
Really seam to respond to me belly well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru
My persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to
Pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
Taken at my last jobb

Difference between A car launch and A truck launch

2006-08-04T06:31:00.000-07:00

A car launch

A truck launch

Difference between A car launch and A truck launch

Software Daddy

2006-08-02T04:10:00.000-07:00

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to

Upload, we discovered that neither

One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
Button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
And said:

You've Got Male'!"

I Am Enjoying The Life

2006-07-20T12:14:00.000-07:00

I Am Enjoying The Life Are You

Peeping Tom

2006-07-20T12:07:00.000-07:00

A girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door.

Every time she went out on her balcony to catch a bit of sun while wearing her bikini, this Peeping Tom looks over from his balcony as soon as she removes her top, and stares at her.

She has complained to the superintendent about this Peeping Tom, but he says she must have positive proof before he can do a thing --

She FINALLY got a picture of him while he was staring at her.

Assaulted Peanut

2006-05-20T07:38:00.000-07:00

Peanut was assaulted in 3 street

Girlfriends 7.0 to Wife 1.0

2006-05-10T23:39:00.000-07:00

One Man Recently married to her Girl Friend and He faces some Problem, then he call Microsoft Technical Support...

Just read what he explain...

Dear Microsoft Technical Support:

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket
5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Gir! lfriend 7.0 but uninstall
doesn't work on this program.

With regards,
Joe

THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -

Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to runeverything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep
it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whateve! r you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key.

It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of
times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!!
Micro-Soft Help DESK

If, Bush Was A Girl

2006-05-08T07:08:00.000-07:00

if, bush is a girl then, enjoy

How Dinosaurs Realy Died

2006-05-04T23:26:00.000-07:00

Bush vs Clinton

2006-05-03T06:58:00.000-07:00

Bush And Clinton Deathmatch

A Picture Of Mein The Shower

2006-05-03T06:52:00.000-07:00

A Picture Of Mein The Shower

Crazy Cat

2006-05-03T06:45:00.000-07:00

There is bee on my nose

Animated Version Of House Of Wax

2006-04-19T06:53:00.000-07:00

Chad Strikes Back! (The Sequel to See Paris Die!)

India Driving

2006-04-18T05:45:00.000-07:00

A very funny look at how people drive in india.
The rules are quite different there.
Watch the white car in the top center going against traffic.

When Chickens Call

2006-04-16T06:46:00.000-07:00

Is That Everything Alright

The Cat Soup

2006-04-16T06:39:00.000-07:00

Delicious Isn't It

Jack And Jill (Adult Version)

2006-04-11T07:14:00.000-07:00

Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill
To Make Their Sex More Hotter

Jack Fucked Jill And Broke Her Seal
And They Came Down With A Daughter

The Cat Warrior

2006-04-09T07:44:00.000-07:00

The Lost Dog

2006-04-07T06:47:00.000-07:00

Joke Of The Day

2006-04-05T07:59:00.000-07:00

The Big Test

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position.

After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!"

"Well," says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The second man looked a bit shocked, but nonetheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her to the same door to the same room and hand her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances, this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."

The woman took the gun and opened the door. Once the door closed, the CIA heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair!"

Celebrity Deathmatch-Beck VS Bjork

2006-03-31T09:11:00.000-08:00

CELEBRITIES DANCING !!!!!!

2006-03-31T09:04:00.000-08:00

South Park - Paris Hilton n Butters, on a date.

2006-03-31T05:18:00.000-08:00

Wooden Heart

2006-03-26T21:52:00.000-08:00

?FUNNY???

2006-03-26T21:49:00.000-08:00

Hippo vs Stupid Dog

2006-03-26T21:44:00.000-08:00

The Goal

2006-03-26T21:40:00.000-08:00

Bush & Micheal

2006-02-21T07:14:00.000-08:00

Similarity between bush & micheal

The World without Engineers

2006-02-19T04:45:00.000-08:00

The World without Engineers

Beware of micheal jackson

2006-02-12T05:20:00.000-08:00

Love Of Children

Crazy cow

2006-02-08T05:38:00.000-08:00

The Real Gangsta

The Bull Fight

2006-02-08T05:34:00.000-08:00

Pain in the ASS

Secret relation between cat and dog

2006-02-08T05:12:00.000-08:00

Sexiest Couple

THE CAT WASH

2006-01-18T03:15:00.000-08:00

cat basin

My Daddy is a Graphic Designer

2005-02-15T23:04:00.000-08:00

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