Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Why British Left India ?

Why the British left India?
Why Lord Mount Batten decided to leave India?

IT'S BECAUSE ...............................................................


Thursday, August 24, 2006

George W Bush Inbox Mail

Bush Inbox

You Cannot Believe Whats Email George W Bush Recieve Daily Just Look At This Bush Inbox Image
(Click the image for Enlarge)

Anti-Stress Programm

Anti stress
To Forget Your Tension Just Bang Head Here

Friday, August 11, 2006


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
Really seam to respond to me belly well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru
My persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to
Pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
Taken at my last jobb


Friday, August 04, 2006

Difference between A car launch and A truck launch

car launch
A car launch

truck launch
A truck launch

Difference between A car launch and A truck launch

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Software Daddy

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to

Upload, we discovered that neither

One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
And said:

You've Got Male'!"