Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The Community Chest.. Adult

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow
hair on your chest!"

On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area
forward.

"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!"

"That's not your chest!" he roars back.

"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was
your hope chest. On our

honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family
chest....AND IF YOU DON'T
BUY ME A FUR COAT....IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

Dusty Underwear

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a
little! ; blue "dust" cloud appeared
when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She shot back:

"It's not talcum powder.

It's

'Miracle Grow'."

Monday, September 18, 2006

World End



Whats Happen When God going to be eaten its meal

Tuesday, September 05, 2006